Gloves are for what???

After Bill mows the grass in the summer he puts on these latex gloves to pick up the grass so his fingernails don't turn green. When he's done he walks around the backyard and picks up the dog poop while wearing the gloves with a trash bag in hand.

Well with the weather turning cold we dug out a pair of mittens that Laura (Bill's older sister) sent us. We put them on Jordan and told her they were mittens. She looked at them with a perplexed look on her face and said, "gloves....pick up the dog poop!" We laughed sooo hard and tried to explain these were mittens that kept our hands warm. Crazy how she thought "I've heard that word gloves before. Hmmmm. Where did I here that. Oh yea. Daddy wears gloves to pick up the dog poop!"